Well, not really. But I found this fantastic old trailer for the 1989 thriller “INDIO” about a ex-Marine half-native who comes back to the Amazonian rainforest to save it from development by a corporation headed up by an ex-Army Colonel. Yes, the plot is that thick.

Some of us here in the office wished we could say that our Protect-An-Acre funds went to such dramatic causes as inserting pro-biodiversity, rainforest-loving ex-Marines into ecologically threatened areas to fend off deforestation, but alas, we cannot. Often, it feels like such action may be the best option to beating back corporate takeover of indigenous lands. Obviously, we can’t endorse any such activity. All I’m saying is sometimes I wish I was the guy Brian Dennehy is chasing.